A busy day in sports..hmm...coincidence?

Something seems fishy here...
We had the Alomar allegations, Brett Favre retires (again), Adam Dunn and Bobby Abreu sign contracts, Miguel Tejada pleads guilty of lying to congress about steroids, Guy LaFleur is ordered to stand trial and it's only 4:20 (do YOU know where Michael Phelps is?).

I know A-Rod had some connections but this is ridiculous...