Chicken, Cops and Dumb Old Ladies

This has absolutely nothing to do with hockey...or trades...or sports of any kind really, unless you count competitive eating as a sport (like I do), but I couldn't stop laughing after reading this.

This is everything we love about America:

FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.
(AP)